PREFACE: Let me start by saying that we Satanists are more than our religion. When I declare that we Satanists are Superior, I am speaking from the philosophical-religious standpoint, not the individual. I’ve met too many Satanists that I would never interact with again. Satanists who are controlled by their inadequacies, rather than their drive. Worse still, I know Satanists who are completely fine individuals that connect themselves with those undesirables—Yea, Mind Blown!
That being said, God dammit we are truly the alien elite. This was going to start as an essay that defines a real man. Then upon reflection, I was excluding a gender for no reason. Then I realized the points I was making were Satanic points, not individual gender points. So I had to regroup and refocus and finally landed on this religious post.
So what are the points that define Satanists as superior to other individuals? The very first point is this: Satanists don’t fall into the manufactured tropes of gender equality or superiority. This is not a position we evolved into, this was a position from the Church of Satan’s founding in 1966. We celebrate the individual strength of a Satanist, regardless of their gender identity. Satanism offers tools for life mastery that apply to men, women, trans, etc. This is not something we accept, it’s such a non issue that we don’t even need to address it. (Shit, I just did!)
Another position that was groundbreaking in the day, and another point of superiority: Satanists do not care about your sexual preference. This is another non issue. You may be gay, straight, bi, asexial, etc. You are not defined by your sexuality so it would be ignorant to try. What do I care who you have sex with, or if you prefer to blow yourself? The Church of Satan was the first religious organization to accept individuals as they are, regardless of sexual preference.
SIDE NOTE: Guys can we stop the bullshit jokes about never leaving the house if you could blow yourself? Have you ever seen someone do it? It’s not pretty. In fact, it’s downright foul. I don’t even want to kiss my wife after she’s gone down on me. Why would I want to take my own hot load? Ugh!
Yet another point of superiority: Satanists do not judge you based on your ancestral background. We are evolving into our own ethnicity. Where your parents come from or the color of their skin is a non-issue. Our focus is on the individual, nothing else. For those who spend their time focusing on others racial identities, you’re a slave to your obsession. You are incapable of being a Satanist, move along.
Here’s a point that is germain to today: Satanists exercise their individual will over others, but we do not assault or abuse others. We believe in the protection of the natural world and the innocence of youth. We require a potential sexual partner to grant consent. Therefore the violation of an animal or child is strictly forbidden, period. Even an adult under the influence of power or substance is incapable of granting consent. We don’t need to dominate others to prove our strength, we have it within us, we recognize it because it is inherent.
So yea, we Satanists are superior. But we’re not simply superior for what we don’t do, we’re superior for what we do… do. (heh, doodoo)
With our focus on the here and now, on real-world accomplishment, we are incapable of spending time huddling in communities or collectivist groups denigrating others. We can only focus on lifting ourselves up, improving our faults and moving forward to achieve the successes we define. Our time on this rock is short, very short. We are carnal creatures with an expiration date, let’s spend the time we have relishing in the fleshly life for fuck’s sake!
Hail Satan!