04 April, LVI A.S.

1. The Devil’s Advocate

Time Stamp: 5:36

  • The Apocryphal Story of Easter
    • This is taken from Apocrypha texts, to ancient to be spoken of in more detail
    • On Good Friday, Jesus Christ, the rebellious rioter of churches, traveler of bandits and whores, was executed by crucifixion.
    • His followers who are widely reported to be vampires tried to collect his blood as he hung on the cross to drink and become one of the undead. 
    • When His body was taken down from the cross, it was entombed to ensure the vampires couldn’t access it or defile it any more, in a cave.
    • The tomb was guarded and an enormous stone was put over the entrance, so that no-one could steal the body. Remember, his cultists were brigands, rioters and vampire cos players at best.
    • On the following Sunday, some women visited the grave and found that the stone had been moved, and that the tomb was empty.
    • It is rumored in these ancient texts that a were-rabbit removed the stone and carried his corpse out of the cave in a wicker basket. He then hid a magical egg up jesus’ anus which turned the once living criminal to undeath. 
    • What you probably haven’t heard, was that the were-rabbit’s name before transformation was victor frankenstein, and he was assisted by one igor in the raising of the dead body!
    • That is the truth of easter. 
    • Again, this is science. Fact. Google it.

2. Infernal Informant

Time Stamp: 15:00

  • Biden says he is ‘heartbroken’ and orders flags at the White House to be flown at half-staff in response to Capitol Police officer death
    • https://www.businessinsider.com/biden-white-house-flags-half-staff-capitol-police-officer-death-2021-4
    • President Joe Biden ordered flags at the White House to be flown at half-staff in response to the death of a Capitol Police officer after a car rammed into a barricade outside the Capitol on Friday afternoon.
    • Earlier Friday, the Capitol went on lockdown after a vehicle rammed into an outside barricade and injured two officers. One of the officers, identified by the Capitol Police as Officer William Evans, later died from his injuries.
    • “Jill and I were heartbroken to learn of the violent attack at a security checkpoint on the US Capitol grounds, which killed Officer William Evans of the US Capitol Police, and left a fellow officer fighting for his life,” Biden said in a statement. “We send our heartfelt condolences to Officer Evans’ family, and everyone grieving his loss. We know what a difficult time this has been for the Capitol, everyone who works there, and those who protect it.”
    • The suspect was shot and killed by one of the officers after exiting “the car with a knife in hand” and “lunging” at the officers, Yogananda Pittman, the acting Capitol Police chief, said at a press conference. The National Guard was deployed to the Capitol shortly after the incident to assist Capitol Police officers who were lining the perimeter of the building.
    • “I want to express the nation’s gratitude to the Capitol Police, the National Guard Immediate Response Force, and others who quickly responded to this attack,” the president said in the statement. “As we mourn the loss of yet another courageous Capitol Police officer, I have ordered that the White House flags be lowered to half-mast.”
    • Biden’s move followed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi making a similar order to lower the flags at the Capitol to half-staff.
    • The lockdown at the Capitol was lifted about 3 p.m. local time.
    • Less than three months ago, pro-Trump rioters stormed the Capitol, resulting in the deaths of five people — including two Capitol Police officers.
  • What we know about Noah Green, the Indiana man suspected in the US Capitol attack
    • https://www.indystar.com/story/news/local/2021/04/02/noah-green-indiana-capitol-lockdown-police-officer-billy-evans/7069714002/
    • Several law enforcement sources said Green has connections to Indiana and Virginia. 
    • The Washington Post reported Friday evening that it had interviewed Green’s brother, Brendan Green, who said Noah had indeed lived previously in Indianapolis but then had moved to Africa. More recently, Brendan Green told the Post, his brother had moved in with him in his Virginia apartment.
    • The Post also reported that Brendan Green described his brother as suffering from  “hallucinations, heart palpitations, headaches and suicidal thoughts that could have been related to drugs or mental illness.”
    • Brendan Green said his brother left Newport News, Virginia, where he was a defensive back on the Christopher Newport University football team, and moved to Indianapolis.
    • It’s unclear how long Noah Green lived in Indianapolis.  
    • IndyStar did locate an address for a Noah Green at an Indianapolis apartment complex. IndyStar spoke to six people in front of the complex but none of them had heard of Green.
    • IndyStar also found a December 2020 civil court filing for a Noah Green. The filing was a petition to change his legal name to Noah Zaeem Muhammad, but the case was dismissed when Green did not show up to his video hearing. IndyStar, however, has not confirmed if this was the same Noah Green suspected in Friday’s death of the Capitol police officer.
    • Brendan Green told the Post that he visited his brother in Indianapolis and that his brother’s “mind didn’t seem right.” He said his brother left Indianapolis a couple of months ago and moved to Botswana. A couple of weeks ago, Noah Green moved back in with his brother in Virginia, Brendan Green told the Post.
    • Noah Green was born in Fairlea, West Virginiabut grew up in Covington, Virginia.
    • A Facebook account for a Noah Green also fueled speculation. On the Facebook page, Green noted that he was a follower of the Nation of Islam and its leader Louis Farrakhan.
    • The Facebook page also included posts by Green discussing the “end of times” and the “anti-Christ.”
    • Facebook said in statement that they pulled Green’s accounts after the attack.
    • “After this horrific event, our thoughts are with the Capitol Police and their loved ones. We have designated the incident under our Dangerous Individuals and Organizations policy, which means we have removed the suspect’s accounts from Facebook and Instagram, and are removing any content that praises, supports, or represents the attack or the suspect. We are in contact with law enforcement as they conduct their investigation,” a Facebook spokesperson said.

3. Creature Feature

Time Stamp: 36:50

  • The Devil’s Mischief : In Which His Own Story Is Told in Words and Pictures by Ed Marquand
    • https://amzn.to/3dymXpR
    • I present here a diabolically fascinating compilation of Devil lore and literature, which I have illustrated with images both spooky and seductive – and amusingly human.
      I have inspired many of the greatest artists, including William Blake, Gustave Dore, Duccio, Giotto and Michelangelo. My sway over folk and popular artists continues to this day. I am also captured here with startling vitality in inventive vignettes by authors including Charles Baudelaire, Ambrose Bierce, Mikhail Bulgakov, Anatole France, John Milton, Vladimir Nabokov, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Louis Stevenson, William Thackeray and Mark Twain. See for yourself the fruits of my inspiration.
    • Publisher : Abbeville Press; 1st edition (October 1, 1996)
    • Hardcover : 183 pages
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