Film Review

Blade Runner 2049

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that replicates itself in the hopes that it can then reproduce with itself, creating future generations of Satanists on Cinema to provide mediocre at best rambling reviews and completely off […]

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Tentacles

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that is dubbed in English directly from the throats of its hosts; who normally dwell in the depths of the oceans, but are awakened weekly by illegal experiments, provoking their

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Event Horizon

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that will open a gateway through space-time, unleashing evil itself, just to bring you our review of Event Horizon. So pack an extra pair of socks, grab your meat cleaver

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Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that wears their balls for earrings and stalks campgrounds for teenagers to introduce only the finest, uncut horror films, that will terrify them and possibly even turn them on… to

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The Grudge (2020)

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that will give you a death curse, after you have started the video feed. It’s not that we want you to die, it’s just that we don’t really want you

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Relic Review

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that is covered in black mold and regularly gets lost in our walls. If you happen to bring your special needs child for a vigorous game of hide and seek,

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Stir of Echoes

This is a SPOILER review of Stir of Echoes, a supernatural horror film written and directed by David Koepp and based on the 1958 novel by Richard Matheson. Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell are going to discuss the film and probably geek out a little on this fantastic title. Join us live in YouTube

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You Should Have Left

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that is delivered without blinking. It’s kinda creepy. We reserve our bed and breakfast online, curl up under the covers with our laptop resting on our chests and we slowly

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In The Mouth of Madness

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that is presented through flashbacks from an insane asylum while listening to The Carpenters. WARNING: This episode may cause disorientation, memory loss, severe paranoid reaction, oh and we’re sorry about

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