Satanist Cameron John

Top 5 Halloween Films

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that continually finds itself strapped to a bed by the wrists and ankles, surrounded by chanting priests who are sprinkling what we hope is water all over our faces. You […]

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Top 5 Creature Films

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that continually finds itself strapped to a bed by the wrists and ankles, surrounded by chanting priests who are sprinkling what we hope is water all over our faces. You

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Top 5 Paranormal Films

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that continually finds itself strapped to a bed by the wrists and ankles, surrounded by chanting priests who are sprinkling what we hope is water all over our faces. You

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Top 5 Slasher Films

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that stalks you in the night, covered in prosthetics and brandishing various rusted, sharp instruments of death. We lure you into your living room, then force you to sit through

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They Live

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that infiltrates your society, masquerading as one of you while they control your lives through covert commercialization messaging. Welcome to our review of They Live! Discussion Cast Links Ratings Satanist

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Night of the Demons

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that drags you into haunted mortuary, hosts a live streamed séance which possesses its audience with demons who want nothing more than to commit shameful sexual acts and eat theater

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The New Mutants

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that braves COVID-19, and goes to the actual theater to watch a film that has been shit on by nearly everyone, just so we can give your our review, then

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Extra Ordinary

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that casts Satanic incantations on its listeners, turning them into gloats, you know, virgin floating goats, for demons to have sex with so that we can increase our viewership by,

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Blade Runner 2049

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that replicates itself in the hopes that it can then reproduce with itself, creating future generations of Satanists on Cinema to provide mediocre at best rambling reviews and completely off

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