Satanists on Cinema

Satanists on Cinema - Candyman

Candyman

This is a SPOILER review of Candyman, Nia DaCosta’s sequel to the original Candyman, based on Clive Barkers story, “The Forbidden”.

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Satanists on Cinema - Zack Snyder's Justice League Review

Zack Snyder’s Justice League

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that stole the anti-life equation and used it to form our army of slaves who cut the crust off our PB&J’s, because… eww. We’re wearing our DC underoos and hope

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Satanists on Cinema - Super Dark Times Review

Super Dark Times

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that confiscates your katana, because it’s about time you admit to yourself that you are not a ninja turtle. We’ll also be taking that old-ass bag of weed from you,

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Top 5 Halloween Films

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that continually finds itself strapped to a bed by the wrists and ankles, surrounded by chanting priests who are sprinkling what we hope is water all over our faces. You

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