Army of the Dead Review
Enjoy our review of Zack Snyder’s Army of the Dead, in theaters now & streaming on Netflix. It’s a Zombie heist film starring Dave Bautista.
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Spoiler Review
Zack Snyder’s Justice League
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that stole the anti-life equation and used it to form our army of slaves who cut the crust off our PB&J’s, because… eww. We’re wearing our DC underoos and hope
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Super Dark Times
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that confiscates your katana, because it’s about time you admit to yourself that you are not a ninja turtle. We’ll also be taking that old-ass bag of weed from you,
The New Mutants
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that braves COVID-19, and goes to the actual theater to watch a film that has been shit on by nearly everyone, just so we can give your our review, then
Extra Ordinary
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that casts Satanic incantations on its listeners, turning them into gloats, you know, virgin floating goats, for demons to have sex with so that we can increase our viewership by,
Blade Runner 2049
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that replicates itself in the hopes that it can then reproduce with itself, creating future generations of Satanists on Cinema to provide mediocre at best rambling reviews and completely off
Tentacles
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that is dubbed in English directly from the throats of its hosts; who normally dwell in the depths of the oceans, but are awakened weekly by illegal experiments, provoking their
Event Horizon
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that will open a gateway through space-time, unleashing evil itself, just to bring you our review of Event Horizon. So pack an extra pair of socks, grab your meat cleaver
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that wears their balls for earrings and stalks campgrounds for teenagers to introduce only the finest, uncut horror films, that will terrify them and possibly even turn them on… to
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