Spoiler Review

The Grudge (2020)

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that will give you a death curse, after you have started the video feed. It’s not that we want you to die, it’s just that we don’t really want you […]

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Relic Review

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that is covered in black mold and regularly gets lost in our walls. If you happen to bring your special needs child for a vigorous game of hide and seek,

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Stir of Echoes

This is a SPOILER review of Stir of Echoes, a supernatural horror film written and directed by David Koepp and based on the 1958 novel by Richard Matheson. Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell are going to discuss the film and probably geek out a little on this fantastic title. Join us live in YouTube

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You Should Have Left

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that is delivered without blinking. It’s kinda creepy. We reserve our bed and breakfast online, curl up under the covers with our laptop resting on our chests and we slowly

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In The Mouth of Madness

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that is presented through flashbacks from an insane asylum while listening to The Carpenters. WARNING: This episode may cause disorientation, memory loss, severe paranoid reaction, oh and we’re sorry about

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Becky

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that for decades has been setting up elaborate home invasion traps on the off chance anyone decides to invade. So oil up your garden tools, and add a few nails

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Hocus Pocus

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that casts a spell of enchantment on your expectations, ensuring you will sit still while we drain you of your vital energies, allowing us to live eternally. This is our

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The Wretched

This is a SPOILER review of The Wretched written and directed by Brett Pierce and Drew T. Pierce. Released on May 1 worldwide through VOD and Drive-In’s it’s a timeless tale of a Witch needing to feed and a young man who stumbles across her. Join live in chat to discuss this wonderfully witchy film.

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Death Wish

This is a SPOILER review of Death Wish, the 1974 vigilante, exploitation film based on the novel by Brian Garfield. Death Wish was criticized for its support of vigilantism and the advocating of the punishment of criminals, an idea that doesn’t sound controversial at all to me. Join us live in chat tonight and let

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