Spoiler Review

Becky

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that for decades has been setting up elaborate home invasion traps on the off chance anyone decides to invade. So oil up your garden tools, and add a few nails […]

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Hocus Pocus

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that casts a spell of enchantment on your expectations, ensuring you will sit still while we drain you of your vital energies, allowing us to live eternally. This is our

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The Wretched

This is a SPOILER review of The Wretched written and directed by Brett Pierce and Drew T. Pierce. Released on May 1 worldwide through VOD and Drive-In’s it’s a timeless tale of a Witch needing to feed and a young man who stumbles across her. Join live in chat to discuss this wonderfully witchy film.

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Death Wish

This is a SPOILER review of Death Wish, the 1974 vigilante, exploitation film based on the novel by Brian Garfield. Death Wish was criticized for its support of vigilantism and the advocating of the punishment of criminals, an idea that doesn’t sound controversial at all to me. Join us live in chat tonight and let

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Strangeland

This is a SPOILER review of Strangeland, Dee Snider’s first film attempt. Strangeland is about a detective pursuing a sadist specializing in body modification rituals who lures teenagers through the internet. Join us live in chat to share your thoughts about this interesting film. Discussion Cast Links

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The Shining

Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that proves all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. Today we are giving you our spoiler filled review of The Shining. While we are all in isolation, lets watch our inevitable future in this prophetic, timeless film. Discussion Cast Links

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Color Out of Space

This is a SPOILER review of Color Out of Space. This is a film by Richard Stanley based off H.P. Lovecraft’s short story. A secluded farm is struck by a strange meteorite which has apocalyptic consequences for the family living there and possibly the world. Join us live in chat and share your thoughts! Discussion

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Re-Animator

This is a SPOILER review of Re-Animator, a film by Stuart Gordon and Brian Yuzna, based on H. P. Lovecraft’s serial novelette “Herbert West–Reanimator”. It’s a film about bringing the dead back to life with terrible consequences, as well as redefining what ‘giving head’ can truly mean. Discussion Cast Links

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I Think We’re Alone Now

This is a SPOILER review of I Think We’re Alone Now (2018) by Reverend Campbell and Satanist Cameron John. We will discuss the film, it’s premise in relation to our lives, the importance of remembering tragedy and emotions. Written by Mike Makowsky with Director and cinematography by Reed Morano. It stars Peter Dinklage and Elle

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